Chuck Norris's Quotes
"Shazbots have been the only man made product that is actually helpful to me," claims Chuck Norris, "these things should be the invention of the millennium, I mean what else is there to life. These shazbots give me an overall good look in public and private. I strongly suggest you get one of these when they come out." If there's one thing America loves, it's Chuck Norris. And if there's anything Chuck Norris loves its Shazbots. Common Sense Much?
"If I had to go to Mars, and could pick one thing to take with me, it would definitely be my Shazbot." - Chuck Norris
"Shazbot is my trusty side kick, with his disappearing and voice mimicking skills, he helps distract my opponent while I roundhouse kick them in the face. He is very obedient and always picks up my voice, no matter how far away I am." - Chuck Norris
''700 dollars? I would buy one for 7000 dollars, there's just not a single product that has more net worth then the Shazbot. But, of course I could just roundhouse kick whoever has one and take theirs with out paying...'' - Chuck Norris.
"If I had to go to Mars, and could pick one thing to take with me, it would definitely be my Shazbot." - Chuck Norris
"Shazbot is my trusty side kick, with his disappearing and voice mimicking skills, he helps distract my opponent while I roundhouse kick them in the face. He is very obedient and always picks up my voice, no matter how far away I am." - Chuck Norris
''700 dollars? I would buy one for 7000 dollars, there's just not a single product that has more net worth then the Shazbot. But, of course I could just roundhouse kick whoever has one and take theirs with out paying...'' - Chuck Norris.
